1. Learn to work the toilet seat: If it's up put it down. This is not difficult, we promise.
2. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
4. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
5. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time. Especially on Sunday!
6. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
7. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
8. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.
9. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
10. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
11. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
12. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
13. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
Disclaimer: While there is no guarantee that these are universal truths that apply to every man, it's sure a good start. As a further disclaimer, please be aware that this list is compiled from suggestions made by several idiot men who do not claim to be experts in anything except their own opinions, and is unapologetically politically incorrect.
The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in others comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted!
View More Thursday Thirteen Participants
