Thursday, September 21, 2006


Thirteen Things Men Wish Women Knew



1. Learn to work the toilet seat: If it's up put it down. This is not difficult, we promise.

2. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.

4. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

5. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time. Especially on Sunday!

6. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

7. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

8. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.

9. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

10. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

11. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

12. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

13. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

Disclaimer: While there is no guarantee that these are universal truths that apply to every man, it's sure a good start. As a further disclaimer, please be aware that this list is compiled from suggestions made by several idiot men who do not claim to be experts in anything except their own opinions, and is unapologetically politically incorrect.





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posted by Lisa at 11:08 AM |


16 Comments:


At 11:36 AM, Blogger Unknown

Lmao!! My husband would have to agree with you on those.

Happy Thursday!

 

At 11:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

Funny but true! LOL!

 

At 12:00 PM, Blogger Jean-Luc Picard

A very true list of 13.

 

At 12:03 PM, Blogger Sarah

I am totally that girl who remembers what someone said 6 to 8 months ago.

 

At 12:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Love 'em!

Happy Thursday!

 

At 12:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Love 'em!

Happy Thursday!

 

At 12:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Sounds like most men I know, LOL! Thanks for stopping by my place!

 

At 12:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Hey, great T13! Have a wonderful thursday!

Amy

 

At 12:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Hey, great T13! Have a wonderful thursday!

Amy

 

At 12:45 PM, Blogger Frances D

If you said it 6 or 8 years ago i's still valid as far as I am concerned LOL
Thanks for sharing,
Frances

 

At 1:08 PM, Blogger Unknown

#2 and #8 are true at our house!
LOL!Funny but true list!
Happy Thursday!

 

At 2:37 PM, Blogger Zeus

Hmm, I think I am going to have to do some more research into this. Perhaps this is why my love life has been so...stark...as of late. I hadn't known I was miscommunicating on so many levels with the females.

Thank you for the insight, Lisa. Happy Thursday to you!

 

At 4:48 PM, Blogger Lindsey

LOL, so so true! Thanks for the fun list - Happy TT!

 

At 7:47 PM, Blogger Jenn

Loved the list! I think my husband would probably agree with ALL of what you said. Thanks for sharing.

 

At 8:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Hear, hear to all of those. I wish all women could read your list and take it to heart.

 

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